FuNnIEs!!

Here are just some jokes I've heard or looked up...



A woman and HER husband sit at the dinner table slowly eating. Finally SHE breaks the silence.
"So how was YOUR day?"
HE replys "Good what about YOU?"
"Good. It was hectic though."
"MINE too."
"YOU'RE so selfish!"
"Why am III selfish?"
"Because. WE are sitting here trying to eat a meal, and all YOU can do is capitalize YOUR letters reffering to YOU!Look at how YOU type!"
"Well why are WE typing anyway....hm? Oh! Maybe because YOU just have to be on the internet 24/7 so III cant tlk to YOU. If WE didnt have to type to tlk at dinner, III wouldnt seem so selfish."
"Whatever!"
mom_slash_wife45 has logged out.
"Ahhhhh....the internet is so peacful!"
golfer_pro34 has logged out.
"Wow that was sweet!"
"No doubt!"
"I'm going to watch more."
middle_child_rules_again has logged out.
"Me 2!"
mamas_boy12 has logged out.


dont ask i dont think that joke is funny either. cuz its not a joke!!! but everyone i type it to they love it. so if you dont like it...rock on and amen!